You, awawawawawawwwwawawawawawawawwawaawawawawawa will be mystified!!!
1. You are reading this.
2. You are real
3. You came to this page because you followed a link.
4. You are not a factual nonsense animal.
5. You are a male or a female.
6. You are a creature.
8. You did notice that there wasn't a number 7.
9. You didn't check if it was there.
10. Your species is unknown.
11. You are reading this sentence.
12. Yet no-one could really care less what you are.
13. You are not perfect, like everyone.
14. you are a wiki liker
15. You didn't notice there was a number 14.
16. You checked if it was there.
24. You didn't notice there wern't any numbers 17-23.
25. You checked if they were there.
26. You exist.