The football layer is a football player, and whenever he throws a ball, he lays down right after it, and then a person throws a football on his head, and he gets totally injured, and gets dead so much that he is alive.

Fart This article IS SO muckyawful! All of North Pole and USA will die immediately! Get yourself a rag and CLEAN THIS ARTICLE UP! P.U.!

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