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Partially dead felt pens is a dangerous criminal. If you see him, please call

(414)-123-5678

He is wanted for:

  • burglary
  • theft
  • thievery
  • giving inaccurate descriptions of toilets in france to policemen
  • calling policemen "Oinkyhead"s
  • singing during a trial
  • throwing large stones at court officials
  • escaping from court during trial
  • cursing at policemen
  • escaping from an insane asylum
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