Krokidle is a green and hard-shell animal able to survive in both sea and freshwater. Unlike crocodiles, they could talk pure English and fart whenever they want to. They also dance like mad monkeys living in New York. How ridiculous.
- Krokidles have been found to fart more than that of a tpyical cow, topping the list since 2008.
- A bedtime story concluded Krokodiles and fat people who farted. It may be true.