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Janky Diin Foodle is a vampire (specifically a muckyawful one) who was born on a dandilion in rural Georgia in 1614. His superpowers are unhumanly age, shrinkability (His largest form is 6'5" and 230 lbs., smallest at less than 1" and impossible to weigh), flight and super strength. His weaknesses are riot gas, five year old girls, comedy shows and live jazz. He is currently residing in an annonymous city in the Fiji Islands.

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