Fat is the very same thing as fap, just that instead of 'poo', you get 'tennis balls'. You cross out the word 'balls', and that's FAT.
Fat has many purposes. Related to the obesity of the average American, FAT makes you overweight.
Fat is a nutrient in your body.
Fat is usually used once in every Chinese drama ever made.
Fat is the enemy of M.
Fat is the friend of The santa pause.
Fat is an acronym of the organization, Fart and Tarts
Fat does not do any good to anyone on this planet, except the santa pause.